Angry Words to the Fuckers Who Spam Me
Olga on Jun 27th 2005
You! Yes, you, you piece of shit asshole who keeps spamming my comment box like you think someone is actually going to buy your bullshit product through my fucking website.
I have words for you. And they aren’t nice ones. I understand you want to make your fucking $0.10 a hit pay cheque or whatever the shit you get for hammering away at my post button, but I’m going to ask you to stop. And I’m going to turn on the little thing that lets me screen comments cause you fuckers keep coming and trying to sell my visitors FLESHLIGHTS and Cialis and Valium and every fucking drug under the sun, under the guise of some bullshit inspirational quote that no one reads, cares about or understands. If you don’t get it, I’ll spell it out for you in plain English, provided you understand the language (you never know, it’s the WORLD WIDE WEB, after all!)
Take me off your “mailing list”. I am now on the DO NOT SPAM list. You cannot spam this blog anymore. Not that anyone will read your inane bullshit anyway (because they certainly don’t read mine!), so it’s really only you wasting your god damn time by doing this stupid thing and it wastes my time because I have to delete all your shit, which I hate doing.
So in conclusion, go die in a fiery pit of brimstone and leave me the shit alone. I don’t need to come home after ten hours of work to find fifty billion messages in my comment box about how every fucking guy in the world will love to have a vagina that both lights up and doesn’t talk smack to them.
Fuck you all and goodnight.
Filed in Angry | 4 responses so far
Nick Jun 27th 2005 at 11:20 pm 1
Vaginas!
Moll Jun 28th 2005 at 07:31 pm 2
Grr, I hate those spammers which I believe are the work of spambots–some automated thing, and that make sense since none of the “comments” ever make a coherent message. Anyway, I suggest you use the Spam Karma plugin (esp. since you’re using WP)–it works really well! And you won’t have to deal with the comment moderation or anything.
But yeah, I’m just as peeved that there are some poo heads who write software like this (same goes for viruses).
Akasha Jun 29th 2005 at 12:13 am 3
Yay Nick
Akasha Jun 29th 2005 at 12:14 am 4
Thanks so much, Moll! You’re a doll and a saviour
With your info I simultaneously found out about the wonderful world of themes, got rid of the spammers and got this nifty plugin where I can respond to your comments 
How neat 