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jxfong… says:
so what are you getting me for my birthday?

Gobias Industries ™ says:
i don’t know

Gobias Industries ™ says:
i have no money

Gobias Industries ™ says:
what did you get me for my birthday last year?

jxfong… says:
mmm… i don’t remember

Gobias Industries ™ says:
nothing

jxfong… says:
well… this is the deal…

Gobias Industries ™ says:
i believe a touché is in order

jxfong… says:
(shhh… thinking of a better comeback!)

Gobias Industries ™ says:
ya

Gobias Industries ™ says:
not so much

jxfong… says:
this is the deal… ppl who don’t give me presents will sign a paper leasing their life for me for a year

Gobias Industries ™ says:
ya right

Gobias Industries ™ says:
keep dreaming, bucky

Gobias Industries ™ says:
in that case, i would like to cash in on the lease you signed by not showing up to my birthday

jxfong… says:
i didn’t sign anything…

Gobias Industries ™ says:
you can start by cleaning and scrubbing the cat litter pan in my basement

jxfong… says:
but okay

jxfong… says:
dman it!

Gobias Industries ™ says:
it was an unwritten contract sealed by your absence

jxfong… says:
uhh,,,.. sure thing babe… right after i uhh… umm… finish school

Gobias Industries ™ says:
uh huh

Gobias Industries ™ says:
ya, so that’s what i think of your “lease” deal

Gobias Industries ™ says:
in fact

Gobias Industries ™ says:
no, i’m not gonna get you a gift

Gobias Industries ™ says:
i’ll drink your booze

Gobias Industries ™ says:
eat your food

Gobias Industries ™ says:
and make a mess of your house

jxfong… says:
you do that already

Gobias Industries ™ says:
drunkenly wish you a happy birthday and then leave

Gobias Industries ™ says:
without giving you squat

jxfong… says:
ha!

jxfong… says:
too bad i wont have a party on this continent this year then